From the hit sitcom “”Two and a Half Men,”” Ellen welcomes JON CRYER. Actress JESSICA BIEL (“”7th Heaven””) talks about her new movie “”Blade: Trinity.”” Also, he’s here! Eighty-three year…

Fred takes a wrong turn at Nairobi and drives the gang to a lost valley.

Simon and Rose prepare for their wedding day, despite speculation that it is not the right decision. Annie and Eric go through countless scenarios in their minds as they reflect…

Mary makes a surprise visit home to deliver unexpected news to Eric and Annie. Meanwhile, Simon tells Cecilia that he needs space. Also, Lucy and Kevin adjust to married life….

Unable to convince Chandler’s father to see his son before he dies, Eric is forced into tricking him. Meanwhile, Eric, Annie and Sarah’s mother Rosina get together to surprise Matt…

Eric flies to New York in a last attempt to convince Chandler’s dying father to make peace with Chandler before it’s too late. Meanwhile, Matt and Sarah suspect that she…

When a nasty thunderstorm rolls through the region and threatens to postpone Lucy and Kevin’s wedding, everyone scrambles to make it to the church in time. Mary barely catches the…

Simon’s paid dating service is becoming profitable until Cecilia rats him out to Eric. When Mary threatens to leave home over her relationship with Jack Smith, who is twice her…

Kevin is now living in the garage apartment and is madly in love with Lucy and waiting for the right time to ask Lucy to marry him. He invites his…

Eric and Annie desperately try to figure out how Mary managed to pay her credit card bill while the kids team up to throw them off the scent. When the…

Still unemployed and bills mounting, Mary continues her downward spiral to rock bottom as Eric and Annie fight about how to effectively deal with her numerous lies and immature behavior….

Tensions run high as a doubtful Julie lets Mary baby-sit Erica, only if Mary has no visitors. But when Frankie (guest-star Chyler Leigh) comes by and begs Mary to take…

Exasperation reaches an all-time high in the Camden household, as Eric and Annie helplessly watch their oldest daughter Mary and her worrisome friends continue to head down the path of…

Responsibilities fly out the window when Eric and Annie enjoy seperate nights out on Friday. Although the reverend can’t find anyone to hang out with him, so he calls a…

Mary, still intent on her independence, finds herself buried under a number of unpaid bills after losing her job at the pool hall. Meanwhile, “”The Colonel”” (guest-star Peter Graves) surprises…

In the fifth season-opener, big changes are afoot in the Camden household this fall as Eric is distressed by the fact that his daughter Mary has opted to postpone college…

Jessica Biel gets real about motherhood. Chelsea kayaks with Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer. With S.E. Cupp, Evan McMullin and Andrea Savage.

At the last wedding of the summer, the gang makes a pact: Each of them will get lucky by night’s end. Jess sets her sights on the best man, who…

Sketches include “1-800-IDEAS?,” “MacGruber” (three parts), “The Rock Obama,” “Activia Testimonials,” “Hawaiians,” “Game Time with Dave and Gary,” “NBC Promos,” and “Lighthouse Date.”

“The Bachelorette” comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up…