BRUCE WILLIS opens up about his family and his relationship with Ashton Kutcher, then plays a “”BRUCE WILLIS TRIVIA”” game with the audience! CONSTANCE MARIE (“”George Lopez””) dances to her…

Red and Kitty are celebrating their 25th Wedding Anniversary, and this makes Kelso think that it’s time for him to get married. He decides to propose, but before he can…

Tonight, actor Bruce Willis promotes his new movie Live Free or Die Hard. Jon begins tonight’s show with something you might not know about our illustrious Vice President in a…

TONIGHT: Actor Bruce Willis talks about his new movie, “Hostage”.

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Cold Open: NASA Shutdown Sketches: Black Ops, The Ol’ Barbershop, Boy Dance Party, The Lady Gaga Show, Armageddon, Centauri Vodka, Protective Son, Sigma Commercials: 24-hour Energy For Dating Actresses, E-meth

Sketches include “”George Bush,”” “”thirtysomething Cereal,”” “”Wayne’s World,”” “”Phil Donahue,”” “”Anal-Retentive Carpenter,”” “”Johnny O’Connor,”” “”Sprockets,”” and “”Bruce Willis’ Bluesy Commercial Jingles””

When Brian begins dating an older woman, the family begins to make fun of him. After Brian’s new fling breaks her hip, he gets the pleasure of becoming her errand…

Ross asks his friends to keep him company when he meets Elizabeth’s dad for the first time. Paul ends up hitting it off with Rachel. Phoebe decides to write “another”…

While visiting an art museum, Monica puts her name on a two-year waiting list to use the museum for a wedding. When Paul threatens to fire Ross if he doesn’t…

Chandler and Phoebe shop for a ring for Monica. Chandler finds the perfect one but Phoebe accidentally lets it get away. Rachel wants Paul to open up, but he opens…